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1 Life is not measured
by
the number of breaths we take
but
rather by the moments
that
take our breath away.

2 Lead me not into temptation...
I can find the way myself.

3 The customer always wants miracles
it is your job to show him that
only
God performs miracles

4 Death is natures way of telling a person to slow down

5 Do not be in front of me I wont follow
do not be in back of me I wont lead
just stay the heck away from me

6 Always Remember and never forget.
The
Man is the Boss!
The
women is the manager
who
manages the boss.
Mahroo

7 Do not go away angry
just go away.

8 It doesnt matter who you are
where
you come from.
The
ability to triumph begins with you Always.
Oprah

9 I always arrive late at the office
but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb.

10 Always bear in mind that your resolution to succeed
is
more important than any one thing.
Abraham
Lincoln

11 You must dare to do the thing you think cannot be done... as this is the only way to discover that there's nothing you can't do.

12 There are two ways to live your life - one is as though nothing is a miracle the other is as though everything is a miracle.
Albert
Einstein

13 I have not failed
I
have found 10 000 ways
that does not work
Edison

14 Eyes may be the window to the soul
but
shoes are the gateway to the psyche.
Linda
O Keeffe

15 There will always be ignorance
and
ignorance leads to fear.

16 We cast away priceless time in dreams
born of imagination
fed
upon illusion
and
put to death by reality.
Judy
Garland

17 Free will is an illusion.
People
always choose the perceived path
of greatest pleasure.
Scott Adams

18 Be honest with yourself
it's the surest way to reach true freedom.
Lindsey
Lugsch

19 Do unto others
then get the heck out of there
or as long as you can
get away with it

20 When love beckons to you follow him
Though
his ways are hard and steep.
And
when his wings enfold you yield to him
Though the sword hidden among his pinions
may
wound you... Kahlil Gibran on Love

21 Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies...

22 Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you'll get one thing done

23 Some people are always grumbling
because
roses have thorns;
I
am thankful that thorns have roses.
Alphonse
Karr

24 When everything is coming your way
you're in the wrong lane

25 I will grow.
I
will become something new and grand
but
no grander than I now am.
Just
as the sky will be different in a few hours
its present perfection and completeness
is not deficient.
Wayne
Dyer

26 When you hit bottom
the
only way is up.

27 The way you treat yourself
sets the standard for others.
Dr Sonya Friedman

28 If you try you may win or loose
if
you give up
you
always loose.

29 Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting "Holy shit what a ride!"

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