1	Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but rather by the moments that take our breath away.

2	The best memories are those you share.

3	Someone once asked me "Have you lost your mind?" I replied "Nah! I lost it years ago I am in search for it now"

4	Lead me not into temptation... I can find the way myself.

5	If you fall in love with someone dont try to change them then they will not be that same person you fell in love with.

6	take time out or time will take you out

7	a moment enjoyed is a moment not wasted

8	The customer always wants miracles it is your job to show him that only God performs miracles

9	Simple thing in life make me happy thank goodnes there are many of them

10	Remember and never forget no good deed has ever gone unpunished

11	if you judge people you have no time to love them

12	A neurotic thinks you mean it when you ask him how he is.

13	Segals Law - A man with one watch knows what time is it. A man with two watches is never sure.

14	Before you retire take a week off and watch date time televisionl

15	Salmonella was named for US pathologist Daniel E. Salmon

16	Time is relative. How long a few minutes are depends on whether you are in the bathroom or out.

17	Some are wise others are otherwise

18	An inferior man blames others a super man blame himself Confucious

19	Do not be in front of me I wont follow do not be in back of me I wont lead just stay the heck away from me

20	Freinds are like smelly gym socks both will stand up for you

21	Everyone loves me except people who dont like me

22	Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde

23	Stupid people never cease to amaze me

24	Do not lead me to temptation I can find it myself

25	Do not lead me to temptaion been there done that I know where it is

26	Always Remember and never forget. The Man is the Boss! The women is the manager who manages the boss. Mahroo

27	Dont live in the past. You will miss some great stuff in the present

28	Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein

29	It doesnt matter who you are where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you Always. Oprah

30	If it aint broke. Get a bigger hammer.

31	if it is Googable do not ask me

32	never give up but you can sure take a long break for a very long time

33	My life is my message. Mahatma Ghandi

34	Be nice to your kids they pick your nursing home

35	Someday I will look back on all this and laugh... until they sedate me.

36	Someday I will look back on all this and laugh... until then sedate me.

37	If I had a dime evertime that happened to me I would have about ten cents by now

38	why do something tomorrow when you can keep putting it off and never do it

39	one day at a time... enjoy the beauty of today it will only happen once

40	when life gives you lemons squeeze it into someones eye and hall ass

41	Lead me not into temptation.... let me lead you I know a short cut

42	Do not lead me to temptiaton I perfectly know where it is

43	it is better to keep quiet and put doubt that you know nothing than say something and remove all doubt

44	There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. John Andrew Holmes Jr.

45	Do not confused me with the facts

46	I like villains because there is something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan an ideology no matter how twisted. They are motivated.

47	Remember to never underestimate the power of ignorance

48	I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted George Best

49	Are not we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know the birth of Santa? Bart Simpson

50	Operator! Give me the number for 911! Homer Simpson

51	A Lawyer will do anything to win a case sometimes he will even tell the truth. Patrick Murray

52	Gentlemen prefer bonds. Andrew Mellon

53	All I ask is the chance to prove that money can not make me happy. Spike Milligan

54	My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you will become a philosopher. Socrates.

55	If one synchronised swimmer drowns do all the rest have to drown too? Steven Wright

56	Committee a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. M. Berle

57	You will never find time for anything. If you want the time you must make it.

58	Time flies and BS walks

59	Do not be so hard on yourself... find someone to blame

60	Too often we underestimate the power of a touch a smile a kind word a listening ear an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring all of which have the potential to turn a life around. Leo Buscaglia

61	There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. John Andrew Holmes Jr.

62	Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. Ambrose

63	Just because you make a mistake does not mean you are a mistake. Georgette Mosbacher

64	It is not our purpose to become each other; it is to recognize each other to learn to see the other and honor him for what he is. Hermann Hesse

65	Truthfulness is the foundation of all the virtues of the world of humanity. Without truthfulness progress and success in all of the worlds of God are impossible for a soul. When this holy attribute is established in man all the divine qualities will also become realized. Abdu l-Baha

66	seize thy chance for it will come to thee no more

67	No oak became mighty in a moment No mountain towered overnight; True greatness flowers in the soul By long exposure to God's light.

68	Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure Marianne Williamson

69	be as forgiving of all people as you are of those you love... and remember that "all people" includes you

70	strange how a text message can wake you up just enough to alter the course of your dreams...

71	To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to create a menace to society. Theodore Roosevelt

72	Be kind for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. Philo

73	life makes me happy : )

74	when we have remembered who we are our problems-- which are literally nothing other than manifestations of our forgetfulness-- will disappear. Marianne Williamson

75	We can not solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. Albert Einstein

76	Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly. Julie Andrews

77	A new idea is first condemned as ridiculous and then dismissed as trivial until finally it becomes what everybody knows. William James

78	When you have to make a choice and don't make it that in itself is a choice. William James

79	Wisdom is learning what to overlook. William James

80	Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it.

81	The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.

82	Seize the moment for that is all we really have

83	If at first you do not succeed Blame someone

84	Do not mess my fantasy with reality

85	The quieter you become the more you have to hear

86	Do not let someone else's opinion of you become your reality. Les Brown

87	Remember a nice smile will get you so far but a simple grin and gun will get you much further

88	When you come to a fork in the road take it Yogism

89	The game is is not over until it is over Yogism

90	Freedom is not the absence of commitments but the ability to choose... The Zahir

91	Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. G. B. Shaw

92	Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. Cullen

93	We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction? Aesop

94	Reality is merely an illusion although a very persistent one. Albert Einstein

95	We're born alone we live alone we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. Orson Welles

96	We cast away priceless time in dreams born of imagination fed upon illusion and put to death by reality. Judy Garland

97	Your task is not to seek for love but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. Rumi

98	You will come to know that what appears today to be a sacrifice will prove instead to be the greatest investment that you will ever make. Gorden B. Hinkley

99	You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass it will come and sit on your shoulder.

100	Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well the big ones will tend to take care of themselves. Dale Carnegie

101	If you want things to be different perhaps the answer is to become different yourself. Norman Vincent Peale

102	The moment one gives close attention to anything even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious awesome indescribably magnificent world in itself Henry Miller

103	The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become Charles DuBois

104	Isn't it great how everyone in the world laughs and smiles in the same language... Anonymous

105	Please don't blame me for your ignorance

106	We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have. Frederick Keonig

107	Never frown because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile

108	Each friend represents a world in us a world possibly not born until they arrive and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born Anais Nin

109	You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with wings. You are not meant for crawling so don't. You have wings. Learn to use them and fly. Rumi

110	If not for chocolate there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

111	Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate

112	Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant listless or depressed ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

113	Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

114	Meeting you was fate becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.

115	Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams

116	Happiness cannot be traveled to owned earned worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love grace and gratitude. Denis Waitley:

117	For every closed door means that you don't have the key so look for an open door or open window next time. Ron Sattar

118	Never frown because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile

119	Money won't help? Let me be the judge of that.

120	Truth is a deep kindness that teaches us to be content in our everyday life and share with the people the same happiness. Kahlil Gibran

121	We awaken in others the same attitude of